17 things you’ll find in every student house

Genna Ash

10 Nov 2016

1. A stolen pint glass

Newest addition to the stolen pint glass collection. Forgot that I took this last night. pic.twitter.com/4PnRNGT7Np

— Courtney Zaborowski (@CourtneyZab) January 19, 2014

2. Fridge magnet obscenities

Fridge magnets part 1 pic.twitter.com/YVQeOdsr4F

— Luke T Spoo (@Lukethespoo) November 1, 2016

3. A novelty shower curtain

yo @ImmortalHD look at my sick shower curtain (and phone case) pic.twitter.com/molVRat5W1

— ⍲mber (@memelordaleks) November 7, 2016

4. The leaning Tower of Pizza

I call my roommates pizza boxes the “Leaning Tower of Pizza” lmao I’m hilarious pic.twitter.com/HMq5b0OL6S

— SapphireWhite (@SapphireWhiteTV) June 11, 2016

5. Some reeeeeally out of date food

If your mum doesn’t persistently tell you that out of date food is fine is she even your mum pic.twitter.com/vNDyY0znba

— Ben (@benruds) October 4, 2016

6. Stolen road signs

Okay so my drunken brother has stolen yet another road sign hahaha #wtf #mongo pic.twitter.com/4K73ozN9

— Hannah Ross (@hannah25ross) October 14, 2012

7. A makeshift TV stand

my makeshift tv stand for the moment pic.twitter.com/xxceFgZLf7

— Mαxiм ♱ (@agsartothemax) August 30, 2016

8. Clothes drying everywhere

BLOODY hate rain, now these clothes are drying in the kitchen. Kl kl kl. pic.twitter.com/Vq86ic6sL9

— Ebbs (@ebrudoganxo) August 2, 2014

9. Passive aggressive notes

The most passive aggressive notes of recent years revealed https://t.co/7II4hmfPWf pic.twitter.com/uO4OyRKKMB

— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) October 12, 2016

10. A missing sock

“Lost my sock in noehren laundry room and need it back. It’s a family heirloom” pic.twitter.com/MIQXnSBNlo

— UNI Confessions (@_UNISecrets) October 25, 2016

11. Clothes drying everywhere

No money for the tumble dryer down the laundrette? No problem. Just that it’ll take maybe three days till dry pic.twitter.com/qUheiQyzT5

— Shaun (@ShaunCanTweet) December 10, 2015

12. A mountain of washing up

Washing-up stalemate is getting out of hand, I just had a ‘cup of tea’ in a pint glass pic.twitter.com/nP9sXtUZu4

— Corey Gooding (@corey_gooding) November 10, 2016

13. An entire heap of rubbish

I think we need to take the rubbish out. #studenthouse pic.twitter.com/TX895J3g

— Zoe (@zoeemile) September 28, 2012

14. A room with a view…

Totally fell in love with the view. #studenthouse pic.twitter.com/rLBkntB132

— Merryl Futerman (@Its_Merryl) August 27, 2014

15. A cleaning rota

Cleaning rota got me misty eyed #movingout #strikethrough pic.twitter.com/o1IRVnAQhb

— Luke Bell (@LW_Bell) May 27, 2016

16. Budget febreeze

#dormlife pic.twitter.com/Em0S73gfnI

— chaotic neutral (@linbsey) September 5, 2015

17. At least one reeeeeeally burnt pan

@Sose_Carter @wiljrussell I probably should start watchin #MasterChefAu -burnt this pan watchin that girl fall over pic.twitter.com/9Ap49hCeTe

— chikri (@martysmiley) May 16, 2016